![]() See, the thing about edibles, one of the problems with it being illegal, is that a lot of us don’t have a lot of information that we could use. You’re gonna think you’re gonna die, but everybody lives. ![]() How much should I take?” “Just the leg.” “Just the leg? Why are you selling whole bears? What the f*ck are you trying to prove, man?” They just watch you leave with that bear. I go, “Hey, man, how strong are the gummy bears?” He goes… That’s not a unit of measurement. You eat it, and it’s not what you’re looking for. He just keeps chucking weed in there until it looks like lawn trimmings. This dude’s time traveling, just back and forth. He’s got a bowl of ingredients, and he can’t remember whether or not he put weed in yet. Nah, it’s some greasy dude with a Grateful Dead T-shirt on and a gray ponytail. You don’t know what you’re getting, ’cause they’re not making them the same place where they make Tylenol. Right? How the f*ck are these people making these things, man? They’re not consistent. I think we can all agree a gummy bear shouldn’t be able to steal your soul. Oh, my God! What are you trying to do to people? This is… I love pot, but the people that are making edibles need to slow the f*ck down. I wasn’t sure if I was gonna do this sober. Everybody’s gotta live through their goddamn phone. I appreciate it! God damn! Put your phone down, f*ckface! I see you, b*tch! Put your phone down! Motherf*ckers. What the f*ck is going on, San Francisco? Thanks for coming.
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